Pickles... are just so weird. Like seriously, what idiot came up with the idea of taking some perfectly good cucumbers, and just letting soak in vinegar for 3 years? Who just says to themselves, "hey, I wonder what will happen if we let this cucumber sit in this jar of salt and vinegar?" Someone stupid, that's for sure. But there's someone who's even stupider than that, that's the person who decided to EAT them. "Hey, look, I found some random cucumbers that have been sitting in the sun in a jar of salt and vinegar! It looks all weird and bumpy. I'll eat it!" That's just weird, man. That's weird.