OH MY FREAKING GOD. I FREAKING HATE HIM SO MUCH.
Most of his fangirls go GAGA OVER HIM AND ONLY LIKE UNDERTALE BECAUSE OF HIM! AND HAVE AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH HIS LEGS! WHAT IS WITH PEOPLE AND LEGS!? THERE IS SANS, PAPYRUS, UNDYNE, AND FRICKING ASGORE, BUT WHY METTATON?!
And not only that, most fangirls are mentally insane and will jump down your throat if you say something against him and just bully you badly. I get it, anyone can like what they want, but to go insane over it is just- UGH. I hate everything about Mettaton so much I want to burn myself at the nearest stake. Or eat at Ember's.
I mean, there's more in Undertale than Mettaton! Open your eyes for a change!
Undyne the Undying1 Edit
Even though I know Mettaton and stuff, he's okay, but what drives me crazy is his fan art. Like literally, they draw it so feminine! How about I draw you like a boy or a girl? Even if it is not intended, get your facts right! And they draw Mettaton EX so human like. For Asgore's sake, he's a freaking robot. And art with him with, um, breasts? I'm outta here.
actually like Mettaton, but UNDERTAIL. WHY THE FRISK WOULD YOU ADD A DICK ON A ROBOT? WHY THE FLYING FRISK WOULD YOU DO THAT?! METTATON IS A ROBOT FOR ENTERTAINING PEOPLE, NOT HAVING COITUS, YOU MORONS! JESUS CRAPPING CHRIST, WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN DO THAT?! METTATON DOES NOT HAVE GENITALIA, YOU THIRSTY PEOPLE! HE IS A ROBOT, NOT A HUMAN!
Well, about ships. I honestly don't understand Papyton. Just, seriously, Papyrus wouldn't flirt with Mettaton, Papyrus is just Mettaton's fan, nothing else. WHY THE FRISK WOULD YOU SHIP THEM? THERE ARE SO MUCH SLIGHT NSFW PAPYTON FANART THAT I HONESTLY WOULD SHRED THEM ALL TO TINY PIECES AND THROW IT ALL IN A TRASH CAN. But it'd be actually pretty cute if people shipped them platonically.
Mettaton x Sans Edit
This ship will NEVER happen in Undertale universe. SERIOUSLY, IT DOESN'T ANY SENSE. IT'D IMPOSSIBLE FOR THEM TO BECOME A COUPLE, THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW EACH OTHER! HOW CAN STRANGERS RANDOMLY BECOME A COUPLE? PLEASE EXPLAIN. AND METTATON X SANS SHIPS ALSO HAVE NSFW FANART. LIKE SERIOUSLY, IT'D NEVER HAPPEN! PLEASE GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OUT FROM THEM.
Mettaton x Burgerpants Edit
Burgerpants dislikes Mettaton, as long as I know, so this ship would NEVER happen. Burgerpants is Mettaton's employee, since Mettaton owns a hotel, and Burgerpants works there. AND THERE STILL ARE NSFW FANART OF THIS SHIP. LIKE, SERIOUSLY, THIS SHIP WOULD NOT HAPPEN.
Phew. That's all. Thanks for reading.