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Okay, I'm sure the contributers on here do not know what this Grojband is. Grojband is about 4 kids in a garage band titled, well, GROJBAND.

To be more specific, it's about a bunch of kids named Corey, Laney, Kin and Kon who do stuff.

Well, what do I think of this show? IT'S THE WORST SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION!!!!!

Honestly, I used to really really love this show. Oh, what an idiot I was. The characters are annoying, the animation is retarded, and its just.... ugly.. the episodes are basicially exactly the same, and the fanbase is TOXIC.

Here's every single episode EVER.

Corey and the others are in the garage, then Corey's sister Trina has happened to screw everything up, and then does something for Corey to die or something, then tries to impress some guy named Nick. Laney then gushes over Corey and he doesn't take notice, Kin and Kon do some stupid crap, then some random adult twice the kid's age comes and says something is wrong, then they try and fix it, then Trina comes out of nowhere and throws a hissy fit, then Corey steals her diary and makes song lyrics out of this, and Grojband sings a song. His bandmates do normal stuff then Corey gives a moral speech, and then the episode ends.

THAT. IS. LITERALLY. THE. ENTIRE. SHOW. 

The only things I like about the show is the animation.

THAT AND LANEY!

Laney is probably the character I relate to the most. The show should focus on her more. Instead they reel the focus to Corey and the twin.. things.. seriously. One of them looks like A JAR.

Honestly... I could forgive Laney just being the "GIRL" section of the main cast. That is if they didn't FORCE THE FRICKING LOVE INTEREST BIT.

This isn't even a feminist rant here or some crap SERIOUSLY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICES HOW MANY SHOWS OR FRANCHISES INCLUDE A FEMALE CHARACTER JUST TO MAKE A FRICKING LOVE INTEREST???

Take a note from Steven Universe; while Connie was introduced because Steven had a crush on her their relationship is NATURAL. They didn't bring her in JUST to be his automatic girlfriend. Their relationship grew and continues TO grow. They start out as friends and while I'm sure they'll get together later in the series it'll feel NATURALLY PROGRESSIVE.

THIS? NOPE LANEY EXISTS TO BE THE VAGINA HOLDER TO COREY TO WANT TO BANG LATER THAT'S IT 10 OUTTA 10

And really, on the subject of Corey, HE WAS ABOUT THE WORST POSSIBLE CHOICE FOR THE LEADING ROLE OMFG

He's basically you're stereotypical "I'M A BIG DREAMER THAT THE WORLD JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAND" stereotype except he's about more painfully annoying than having a cat screech in your ear as it drags it's nails on a chalk board with Britney Spears' music playing on full volume. :)))))))

Yeah sounds REALLY charming doesn't he???

He honestly doesn't even have a personality other than being a douchebag. Literally all it shows him caring about is the band and getting NO WORD from the other band members. And just overall he switches on character. Is he cool? Is he clumsy? Is he a dork? WHO THE HELL KNOWS??? HE SURE AS FRICK DOESN'T. The morals itself are literally FORCED upon you at the end so much that Corey ALWAYS, I MEAN ALWAYS SAYS THE "MORAL" OF THE EPISODE AT THE END OF IT

And no, it's not funny when he does it. It's awkward and forced... As you should have already guessed.

I could go on and on about the problems, but those are some MAJOR problems that should keep you away from this assness of assland.

*Throws mic to crowd* This has been a certified Tech rant.

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